have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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