the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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