I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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