Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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