This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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