Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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