i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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