I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
as a side note pls kill me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
