I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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