I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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