Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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