Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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