yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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