just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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