And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
