I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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