She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
And then he peed in my hair
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