im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
