Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I didn't notice because vodka
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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