so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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