its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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