my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
