We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize