Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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