can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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