Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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