I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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