my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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