I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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