There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
