They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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