i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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