Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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