I will die if light touches me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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