Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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