Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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