Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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