i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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