We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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