she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Too much gin, very little bucket
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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