I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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