The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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