I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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