When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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