ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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