I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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