O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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