whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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