i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
