How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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