I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My feet surprised me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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