At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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