Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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