Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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