we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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